The RAW Report
This weeks RAW was at the SkyDome in Toronto and me and Steevie Jeeves were there. One word: Amazing.

First,the night started off with Oliver Russel,Cashman coming out to the ring and saying that he'll give almost everybody cash. Right?No. The lousy bastard gave $20 to about 6 guys who were sitting at ringside.
Anyway, then they taped Shotgun Saturday Night before the RAW taping started. It was pretty wierd, though. I mean the ring apron said RAW is WAR and it wasn't even Saturday. Well, lets forget Shotgun and skip to RAW.(No one in the crowd seemed to care about Shotgun, either.)
RAW

Raw started out with Austin coming out and saying he thinks Mankind's a Tough S.O.B.(he had to face him that night) and that at Valentine's Day Massacre in the cage match between him and MacMahon there will be bloodshed. Then Mankind came out and said his thing and then Corporate came out. MacMahon said that there was No Chance in HELL that AUSTIN would ever make it to Wrestlemania and that the WWF would never be the same for Austin after the cage match.



The first match of the evening was D'Lo Vs. Jeff Jarret.
D'Lo won thanks to the new girl that he got for Sexual Chocolate, Ivory. After the match, DeBRA got into a CATFIGHT with Ivory!!!!!!


GOLDdust Vs. GiLLBERG

GiLLBERG came out to ALOT of Fans screaming his name. CANADA loves GiLLBERG. Goldust pretty much had the match won until the lights went off and The Blue Meanie appeared on the JUMBOTRON. He had no shirt on. Eeeeeewww.... This distracted Goldust and GiLLBERG rolled him up for the win!!!!He won!!!! Finally!!!!! Who's FIRST? Goldust!!!!!!


Stone Cold Steve AUSTIN Vs. ManKind
This match would have been GREAT..... But it didn't take place!!!! The guest referee was Vince. Before the match started, Austin took the microphone and said that he wasn't getting his a$$ beaten tonight. He said Mankind wasn't either. He said that he or Mankind weren't going to whoop Vince. But socko was!!!! Mankind shoved Socko in Vince's mouth.

After Vince was WHooPeD, he announced that AuSTiN would face the entire Corporation in a gaunlet match.


GoDFATHER Beat Viscera(diqualification)
This match was too boring to report.


X-PAC Vs. KANE
This was an even match and X-PAC fought KANE pretty Damn good even though he's 5 times smaller than him. Then CHYNA interfered with a LOW BLOW. Then HHH came in to save X-PAC, then HHH and X-PAC had a little fight with CHYNA, and then KANE dragged CHYNA out.


Al SNoW Vs. Al SNoW
Al SNoW came out and challenged anybody who had the GutZ to face him in a HARDCORE match to come out. Obviously, nobody had the GutZ(cause Al is the King of HARDCORE) soooooo Al fought himself. He went through tables, chairs,etc. When he was about to beat HiMSELF, Stupid Bob Holly tried to stop him. Soo Al SNoW warned him to back off but Holly didn't listen soo Al whooped him. They began fighting in the crowd until it was broken up.


Blackman Vs. The Rock



Now this match was really stupid. It would have been the main event if it wasn't for the Gaunlet match. Who do ya think won? U know who. The Great one.



AUSTIN Vs. Team Corporate


Austin took apart the whole Corporation giving each and every one of them STUNNERS.(including CHYNA!)Then Bossman hit Austin with his nightstick and MacMahon pinned him.

After the match.



After RAW went off air Mankind came running in to rescue AuSTIN and the both of them began fighting the Corporation. Then, the lights went out. And the........UNDERTAKER came in the ring and Chokeslammed every Corporate member..even KANE. The 3 of them stood in the ring. Austin passed Mankind and the Taker beers and they chugged them down.
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